My..I am feeling passive aggressive lately. To honor that emotion...I'd like to give the people who are googling my diary something to google.
How about: Osama must die?
Osama is a camel fucker....
Osama is an asshole.....
I hope Osama gets sodomized for eternity in hell...by a pineapple?
There are no "Seventy Virgins". Instead..whenever Osama dies..he will join Hitler in hell..where he will also be sodomized by a porcupine covered in hot sauce. Also...his penis will be covered with honey and a hive of fire ants will be allowed to munch on him forever.
Osama is a coward.
Osama is a delusional bipolar schizophrenic with borderline personality disorder and narcisstic rage.
Osama has an extremely small penis...and that's why he gets most of his action from fellow cave dwellers who are also camel lovers or the camels themselves.
Osama is just mad because his mammy put him in pink dresses and put his hair in pigtails because she really, really wanted a girl!
Osama wears Depends undergarments.
Osama and Saddam were once lovers..but they got in a quarrel over who left the pubes on the soap during a weekly shower..and then they split up.
Osama shaves his legs.
Osama plucks his eyebrows.
Osama gives himself camel dung facials to keep that fresh jihadic glow.
If Osama's supporters were anymore up his ass all he would have to do is spread his buttcheeks so they can really kiss his ass.
Osama is a 34C and he prefers lace bras over satin. His favorite color is turquoise and he even has matching nipple rings for each bra!
Osama had a tattoo on his ass that said "Saddam's Bitch" but when that relationship tanked..he had it covered up with a tattoo of a wizard named Harry Pothead.
Osama is mad because our weapons are bigger and badder..which of course...brings up the issue again with his issues with size and his serious lack of penis length and width.
My gerbil has a bigger penis than Osama.
In his spare time..Osama likes to read Cosmo..and take long walks in a cave. He also has an artistic flair for cave decorating..and has decorated his cave with linen curtains, doilies and black velvet Elvis paint-by-numbers paintings.
Osama has many lovers. To name a few: Joe Camel, Tonto and the Black Stallion. Osama is definitely..a bottom.
Camel toe turns Osama on..but only when it is actually on a camel.
In any intimate relationship..Osama always plays the role of the woman. To take care of that special man or camel..he has been known to cook up delectible treats on his Coleman stove.
Sometimes he will ask his lover to paint his toenails hot pink.
For some culture...Osama likes to tour the caves and look at ancient cave writings..which always seem to spell out.."You're fucked".
I'm done now. That was fun.
That is all. You may return to whatever you were doing before you stumbled upon my diary.
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