Ever oversleep? And wake up panicky? And put your underwear on backwards?
Today was not cooperating. I was supposed to awake at 06:20 a.m. Seems Mr. Sweatpants called about the same time and I told him I was awake. But I lied. Because I did go back to sleep. And woke up at 08:00.
Crap. Bad. Throw on clothes and tell Wacky to �get up, little mama!�
She gets dressed, I dress, we race to Salsalita�s house to I can drop off Wacky.
I leave Salsalita�s at 08:30 a.m. I get to my desk at 09:05 a.m. I am disgusted with myself. Mad. Every time I promise myself I�ll be better, I screw up.
Everything is much scarier when you�re groggy.
Things I�ve learned this weekend:
I�d almost have any friend stay for days then have my family for a week.
Long family visits are hell on earth. I�d rather have a root canal.
I need a man.
My sister�s Renee�s (Shenene�) attitude is something I can�t really control.
My sister�s attitude irks me.
Her lack of self-love and confidence aggravates me.
However, I like my sister more than she likes herself.
Her kids are hellions. Jackie is a Jr. Hellion, but my sister�s kids have reached full Hellion status, since it was one of them who cut a hole in my sleep mask with scissors. Thanks a lot girls.
*When I find out who cut my sleep mask, I am going to wait until the next time they visit. I�m going to sneak into her luggage, and then I am going to cut out a big heart shaped hole in a pair of her panties, preferably on the butt. I then will laugh maniacally and put them back inside. Take that.
Feel a draft, good!
I love my family but cannot stand to see all of them all the time. Once or twice a month is fine.
I am a private person if it concerns my family. Don�t just pop in.
My friends however usually just pop by whenever.
Hey, that rhymed!
I could definitely see Salsalita more than a few days this week.
I like her more than some of my kin.
Jackie has a low tolerance for brattiness. He he.
My nieces have no regard for furniture, furry creatures and flooring. My carpet looks like crap. I had to go over my living room carpet four times with the steam cleaner.
I need a man.
I need a good man. Or I need a man who just looks like my type. I would really prefer a man who�s got good morals, except in the sack. Then, he can be a dawg, but only with me.
My sister like�s full-on dawg�s. Men that are degenerates all the way around.
It pisses me off.
Oh, by the way, I�m broke.
I�m pretty happy though.
I am sick of the heat.
But I really hate the month of January, because it�s very cold.
I am bored with my life.
But thankful that hell won�t break loose for another week, until the DNA test results come back for that murderous pig. I�ve considered visiting the voodoo king to fix him up real good.
But that might come back on me.
It�s worrying me, but again, I never doubted his guilt.
I am very pretty. I don�t understand how ugly, mean, unintelligent people get dates and I don�t. I mean, some guys would rather date a hoosier wearing a halter top, sporting a Farrah Fawcett hairdo, and missing half her teeth then date a woman with ghetto booty like myself.
It�s not like my ass has elephantitus. It�s just big. But not unnaturally big.
I need a man.
Now, for some of my favorite quotes:
Fr. Jerome Cummings - �A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.�
Proverb - ��Tis better to buy a small bouquet And give to your friend this very day, Than a bushel of roses white and red To lay on his coffin after he�s dead.� (My grandma and I agree: you should give people their flowers while they�re alive)
�We wish you fair winds and following seas,� US Navy.
�Saving a single life is like saving an entire world,� the Talmud.
�I have not forgotten you; I have carved you in the palm of my hand,� from the Bible.
3:17 p.m. - 2003-07-14
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