1. I�m an optimist. It irritates people.
2. I believe in God. The God I believe in doesn�t hate his own children and he�s not a wrathful God. He loves all of his children. Even the fashion victims. Even people with pointy heads.
3. I don�t think God loved Hitler after he did what he did. There is a time when you will be turned from his favor and won�t be able to go back.
4. I don�t care what blockbuster movies he directs. Roman Polanski is a sexual predator. He should be in jail.
5. I�ve always hated the Dixie Chicks. Besides being ugly, their music sucks.
6. OJ did it. Or he paid somebody to. Scott Peterson is a pig.
7. As if you didn�t know it, I�m opinionated. Bite me.
8. I hate prejudice.
9. Lorenzo Llamas is as ugly as his plastic wife Shauna Sand. They shouldn�t divorce. For our own good.
10. I despise people who hurt kids.
11. Lazy people irk me. Sometimes, I irk me.
12. Rene� irks me and doesn�t even know it.
13. I like coffee with cream and sugar.
14. Jewel sounds like a bleating goat to me, and if she went a few shades lighter with her hair, she could play Pollyanna.
15. Cher looks like she has a shrunken head. It�s starting to appear to be shaped like an almond.
16. I wish people would stress education to their kids more.
17. I detest breakfast food in the morning, except for breakfast burritos.
18. Salsalita is more beautiful than she knows.
19. I wear sunglasses because I don�t want crow�s feet, yet I continually smoke a pack of cigarettes a day.
20. Cigarettes are my only real vice left. I only occasionally drink coffee or drink alcohol.
21. I�m back to abstaining. Crap. I really don�t want to.
22. But really, most men gross me out. Or they got personality problems. Or they secretly hate women so they marry them. Now that I�m scared of.
23. I am scared of the dark. You can�t tell me the bogeyman isn�t real.
24. On-line shopping is awesome. www.overstock.com is one of my favorites, along with www.softsurroundings.com. It has a link to its outlet site. All those websites have quality stuff for good prices.
25. Loud noises make me crazy. I get very angry.
26. I wish that I�d never bought my hamster Fred. He�s so unsociable. He�s the Chucky of hamsters.
27. Celine Dion should move back to Canada. She�s starting to look like one of those Boca Raton Ladies who Lunch. Honey, Muumuu�s are out, unless you�re 80!
28. Bridges make me nervous and I hate driving in the rain. Oh, and I have terrible depth perception and night vision.
29. I have memory issues. My short-term memory stinks.
30. My ex-husband is the most irritating person. His obliviousness drives me insane. He reminds me of one of those survivalist, berry eating, tree hugging, cult members. Heaven�s Gate would�ve been proud to have him.
31. Rene� and I will never get married, and probably will not really break up until either of us gets involved with other people. He�s my favorite playmate. He�s pretty to look at, very intelligent and loyal.
32. I worry about Rene� because he�s too nice.
33. I worry that I�m too bitchy. As I get older, however, I am more comfortable with being bitchy. I�ll probably be a mean old lady in 60 years.
34. I hate pantyhose.
35. Even in the summer I wear sleeves because I don�t want to get skin cancer.
36. I�m a spiritual person. Religion is not my thing, but I am very close to God in my heart. I truly believe I have a purpose.
37. I�m fascinated with Magic, Astrology and Wicca. I like to study world religions also.
38. I believe that Lavender incense can clean bad vibes from your house.
39. I�m superstitious.
40. I detest celebrity bigmouths like Susan Sarandon and Hanoi Jane Fonda.
41. I love Angelina Jolie, Ralph Fiennes and Liam Neeson.
42. Chocolate chip cookie dough is the bomb.
43. Bury me in Jefferson Barracks National Cemetery with the other veterans. I used to want my ashes scattered on the Bayou in New Orleans but that was before the roofies wore off.
44. I don�t like selfish people, inconsiderate people, mean people, or greedy people.
45. I used to be co-dependent. Everything hinged on that person in my life. If they were sad, so was I. I made excuses for their behavior and lost a lot of friends because of it. I didn�t care about how I felt, I only concentrated on what they felt. I believed that they just had a lot of bad luck, instead of admitting they created their own dramas. I did whatever I could to keep them from hitting bottom, to spare them pain. I was in pain, but mine didn�t matter. Nurturing them made me feel better about myself. Only later did I realize hitting bottom is what helps them. Nick, my high school boyfriend, was everything to me. The sun rose and set on him. It hurt me he couldn�t see how wonderful I was and when I needed him, I always felt he wasn�t there for me. Shoot. I woke up.
46. My favorite past time? Spying on other people. Either at the mall, on my porch, etc. I got great binoculars. I actually caught one of my elderly neighbors spying on me the other day. I couldn�t be mad.
47. When I�m going to share something juicy I always begin with �I don�t want to gossip but�� hell, I love to gossip. Come sit next to me if you got juicy news. I�m coming out of the gossip closet.
48. Every man I meet, I mentally picture our children. I can�t help it. I�m looking for a sperm donor, spread the word.
49. Tina Turner, Madonna and Cyndi Lauper were my favorite singers when I was in the fifth grade.
50. I�m pro-death penalty. But again, I have reason to be.
51. I�m empathetic.
52. I�m convinced that George Clooney is the man who was meant for me. Damn fate.
53. I learn by watching other people make mistakes.
54. It�s not okay to marry your partner, who may be of the same sex, but it�s okay to marry your cousin and/or have multiple wives? Oh please, lord. These �up-tighties� that are against gay marriage. Oh, come on. Please. You can stick your pee-pee in your wife anywhere, but that�s okay. Before folks go slamming our gay population, I believe that the heterosexuals should be getting their own houses in order. I believe heterosexuals deal with major issues like alcoholism, drug use, infidelity, financial difficulty, spousal abuse and incest. I�d rather have two men for parents any day than some of the people I lived with. I�d be smart, open-minded, cultured and fashionably conscious. Gee. THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE. Is it too late to sign up?
55. Like Dolly said, �Laughter through tears is my favorite emotion.�
56. I value substance over anything else.
57. I�m happy for people when they do well, unless it�s Martha Stewart. She�s a snob.
Boy, that was a long list. By the way, I�m crabby. Yes, it can happen. How can I have PMS? According to my figures, PMS is not due for another two weeks. Alas, I�m a crabby mess. Poor Jackie, she�s probably thinking, �I came home for this?�
Poor Lisa, she�s tried really hard to not kill me the last few days. I can see her biting her lip while I�m yelling at the kids for the 9th time not to go in and out of my house because �I�m not cooling off the neighborhood�.
I was supposed to go to Kansas City this weekend to see my Dad and his family. However, Jackie just got home on Sunday and I really think she needs time to settle in. I know this decision not to go is really going to tick people off, but I�m not going and that�s it. I don�t know how to tell them but I will call them later.
Last night, I went to bed early with Jackie. Figuring that we both had a nice sleep deficit built up, I told her it was bedtime. She complied. Yay!
Jackie spent a lot of time snickering at me for looking like a Halloween reject. My mask doesn�t necessarily conjure up images of a diva and she�s not used to it yet. I went to sleep with it on, but sometime during the night I AGAIN took it off. I woke up around 3:00 a.m. and realized it was on the pillow, not on my face, so I put it back on.
Today, I�m not so tired as I was yesterday. I don�t feel my best either.
9:54 a.m. - 2003-07-03
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